Saturday, May 08, 2010

Heather Mallick for Governor General.

Heather Mallick for Governor General!

She is a media personality, she has worked for the CBC, and she is a Canadian woman.

Before you go running for the torches and pitchforks ask yourself; what did the last 2 GG's have for qualifications that Mallick doesn't?


Ok, you can go get those torches now.

14 comments:

http://abebedorespgondufo.blogs.sapo.pt/ said...

Very good.

Fred said...

she reaches deep new depths of stupid so ya, she probably is qualified.

The_Iceman said...

Dude, step away from the crack pipe...

Ardvark said...

I am in Saskatchewan today, it might be something in the water.

Simeon (Sam) George Drakich said...

Heather isn't qualified, she is a natural born Canadian..........now that's sickening

NB Tory Gal said...

ArdV...then stop drinking the water then.... NOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOO - I do not even want her in the country. Let her make a fool of herself in print.

It's not on...saying what she said about my Prime Minister.

hahahahah Iceman... that was a good one...

She better watch her back. [ idle threat ] .. the americans did not know they were stupid... oh my...

Anonymous said...

How about Jane Taber? She is equally repulsive. (real conservative)

Patrick Ross said...

I don't think Michaelle Jean or Adrienne Clarkson were so much as an eighth the lunatic that Mallick is.

Christ, could you imagine what a diplomatic disaster-in-the-making Mallick as Governor General would be?

Thank God you're joking.

Anonymous said...

Butt, is she bilingual as one must be politically correct in this country to survive.

CanadianSense said...

Neither of them had a role in LOTR?

Her role as Gollum was impressive.

Anonymous said...

Well she might not be suitable. However her appointment would make social conservatives and right wingers across the country blue in the face with anger. So on that basis and for that reason- I think many people would support her as Governor General.

Anonymous said...

All you need to do is find a bilingual, lesbian minority who is left-handed, disabled, dyslexic, morbidly obese and a "little" person and you've got your woman.

Throw in the fact that she does abortions and lives in Tuktoyuktuk and you've filled all the politically correct criteria. That's all we're looking for in gg's now anyway, isn't it?

PS I forget Quebec separatist.

Ardvark said...

Anon @ 11:19. You sound a lot like a typical Liberal. You don't care or think about what is best for Canada, but rather you think about what is best for the Liberals or bad for the conservatives.

Go haunt the Liblogs.

maryT said...

Heather is probably suffering from severe shock as she learns that England will have a conservative PM.
Will she survive the ordeal for 4 years.