Friday, January 26, 2007

Fw: Good joke

Forward on, if you dare!!






An Albertan walks into Tim Horton's with a shotgun in one hand pulling
a giant bull with the other.




He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Hoss, coming right up."
He gets the Albertan a tall mug of coffee.
He drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts his bull
with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter
everywhere, then just walks out.




The next morning the Albertan returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
another bull with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, you crazy redneck! We're still cleaning up your
mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"




The Albertan smiles and proudly says, "Training for an upper
management position in the NEW Canadian Government: Come in, drink
coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, and disappear for rest
of the day.





Does this one pass the pc test?

2 comments:

Chris said...

Just forwarded to:

neville.a@parl.gc.ca
email@anitaneville.ca

'Butch' Conway said...

This is more truthful. Forward this to your grit troll buddies....


An Ottawa valley lad walks into Tim Horton's with a shotgun in one hand pulling
a giant bullmoose with the other.




He says to the server, "Want coffee."
The server says, "Sure Hoss, coming right up."
He gets the lad a tall mug of coffee.
He drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts his bullmoose
with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter
everywhere, then just walks out.




The next morning the lad returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
another bull with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the server, "Want coffee."
The server says, "Whoa, you crazy fool. We're still cleaning up your
mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"




The Ottawa valley lad smiles and proudly says, "Training for an upper
management position in the Ontario Government of dalton mcliar: Come in, drink
coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, and disappear for rest
of the day.