My humble submission to the Nobel Prize Committee for consideration.
How to solve 2 of the greatest problems of our times with one simple fix.
Why don't we just feed the polar bears people* who refuse to tow the Anthropogenic global warming line.
If Al Gore can get a Nobel Prize for that crappy bit of propaganda of his, I should be a shoe-in with this idea for the 2010 awards.
*or the AGW scientists. I think that I can be bit flexible on this one.