Edmonton Mayor Stephen Mandel has asked the city's legal department to investigate whether or not it is possible for the City of Edmonton to pass a law banning knives capable of killing.
What knife is NOT capable of killing Your Worship?
Not sure? How about all of them; but don't ask me when you can over pay the lawyers in the city's legal department with my tax dollars.
I am off to Walmart this morning to get a new set of steak knives, a keychain jack knife, a Leatherman tool, a couple of butter knives, and so not to cause an international incident with the Swiss, I plan on picking up one of their army knives.
My apologies for the many typos this morning.